Mompaca…

Hey,  Mr.  or Ms. Class A Recreational Vehicle Manufacturer.  This post is for you.

Once again I am appealing to the gods out there in web world to send me a RV for the summer.    Recreational Vehicle companies, we are a family of 4 and we want to work for you.  All you have to do is let us test drive your latest and plushest RV for the summer and I will write a honest review of your product.  I will gladly pass out t-shirts and brochures to any person who admires our RV as we travel across the USA.   I live in Katy, Texas.  I am a PTA member and Homeroom Class Coordinator. 

Please contact me here at Mompaca.

Why?

Last time we traveled, I vowed to the heavens to never again stay in the germ-filled lair they call a hotel room.  All I can hear at night are all of the germs of strangers crawling around the room.  20/20 did a story on the amount of blood, feces and human body fluids on hotel surfaces.  You do not want to know what else they found.

 When we rent a hotel room for the night, the first thing I do is throw that yucky cover to the floor.  My kids do not get it.  They want to put their faces and hands all over those comforters.  I feel that I should invent hazmat vacation suits for my family and me when we go on vacation.

Please help us.  Operators are standing by (at least I am anyway)